Lagrand to Le Bourg-d’Oisans
Having
been unsuccessful in gaining chilled rosé the evening before, Lord T decided he
would adopt a different approach and seek a warmer liquid at breakfast time.
Détente cordiale had been restored, if not efficient service, and eventually
Paul got his hot milk for his porridge oats.
Max’s
appearance at breakfast, was quite literally, something to behold. His top of
blue hued camouflage, black and blue cycling shorts, and grey and blue Fred
Whitton cycling socks were all matching, unfortunately not to each other, but
presumably to some other cycling kit that he had failed to bring with him. He
had us pondering the environment in which blue combat fatigues might be useful.
Regrettably we didn’t have Brigadier Strickland with us this year who may have
been able to answer the question.
Early morning
musings aside, we set off for our second day’s riding, this time a schlep of
137km and 2,994 metres of climbing, according to our day cards, from Lagrand to
Bourg-d’Oisans at the foot of L’Alpe d’Huez, but that is for Day 3.
Day 2
featured two main climbs; the first the 50km jaunt to Col du Festre and the
second, much later in the day, up Col d’Ornon. In between were a couple of
blips on the day card, the Col de Rioupes and a peaky little unnamed number at
109km, which all-in-all made for a pleasant enough day’s cycling.
The Col
du Festre was a rolling ride up the 1,442m col. We cycled through scented pine
forests and witnessed fields gloriously scarlet, awash with blooming poppies.
There aren’t many views for which we pause to take photos (although Keelan took
many without said pause, all remarkably well composed despite his momentum),
but the burst of colour amidst the towering landscape was one that drew many of
us to a halt.
What
wasn’t quite as pleasant was an alternative form of company. Conscious that I could reduce the wait for
the others at the top of the mountain if I set off early, I began the leg in
splendid isolation at the front of the field.
In saying isolation, I am referring to the absence of fellow riders,
what I wasn’t short of was fellow passengers.
The warm conditions provided the perfect environment for the
proliferation of flies, thousands of them.
At 12-13mph and above, the speed is too great for the little blighters
to cause too much trouble other than as the odd protein supplement when one is
involuntarily ingested. Below 12mph,
down to 8mph, they happily buzz around one’s head and body, akin to the
appearance of Peanut’s Pig Pen, a swirling cloud of nuisance. Slower still, a feat I was now achieving,
they alight on helmet, hands and bike, an experience with which I was becoming
increasingly familiar.
I wasn’t
alone in this experience, but I did seem to generate more than my fair share of
the noisome beasts and because of my slower speeds, I wasn’t able to execute
the strategy that Max did to be rid of them.
When passing another cyclist, a wave of the arm and a shake of the head
could displace one’s supply of flies onto the unsuspecting pedaller about to be
overtaken. A number of poor victims
suffered the experience when House sailed by and given the abundance of flies
surrounding me, I may well have been one of his targets.
Having
dispensed with the flies, we had lunch not far from the summit and could spy
through the trees the glistening hints of a lake that promised yet more
spectacular views and photo opportunities. Murmurings amongst the group broadly
tilted at agreement and we paused at the base of the descent at an imposing dam
that served to create the impressive lake. We stopped on the bridge above the
dam briefly, mainly to recognise the traffic lights that governed some nearby
road works, and retrieved iPhones and Galaxies to take a couple of pics, but
they weren’t particularly representative of the scenery, showing but a fraction
of the lake. We felt we would be better served a little further along the
lakeside so we continued to cycle.
Diesel
led off, taking us along the road that lined the lake past several promising
vantage points, ever higher and to my growing consternation, further from the
lake. Given that I ordinarily lose time on the group, to spend a moment on the
roadside alone taking a photo would mean losing contact very early, never being
able to recover it, so I chose to ride on. Diesel, it would seem, had had
enough of the faffage and didn’t hold to the sentimentality of a pause to take
a picture of the glorious Lac du Sautet. It must therefore remain but a memory.
Climbing the Col d’Ornon, six riders managed to stay together, enjoying each
other’s company. Leading from the back, Richard Day and I managed a degree of
separation that would never quite lend to convivial conversation. In the
evening we were quizzed to establish if there was an antipathy between us. The
reality was far more simplistic; we could never manage to ride at a mutual
pace, each of us having to find an independent rhythm.
The
d’Ornon descent proved to be a healthily technical pursuit, with Stuart once again
demonstrating a nerveless and faultless technique, guided by the occasional
flamboyant gyrations from Phil giving direction. What remained then was a short
flat stretch to our hotel at Bourg-d’Oisans and Keelan chose to race with
Caroline in the van. It was a mightily impressive turn of speed he displayed,
made all the more staggering in its athleticism by coming at the end of the day.
Our
accommodation that evening was at the Hotel La Cascade at the very foot of Alpe
d‘Huez, run by a Dutch couple who, when not providing room and lodgings, must
have spent all their time cycling the mountainous region around them. There
appeared not to be a kilometre of road our host had not travelled, and his
knowledge of the routes and options we could take was encyclopaedic. His advice
on what lay ahead and how we could adopt alternatives to the tortuous route we
had planned was, on my part, greatly received.
More
points scoring occurred in the evening. Rob, who once more had led the field to
the top of each col had the dubious position at the top of the leader board for
some spurious indiscretions that Caroline and Sarah conjured up over the course
of the day. Many copybooks, including mine, were blotted due to carb-influenced
flatulence. Remarkably, Turton managed to keep his record largely clean, which
is all the more extraordinary when one considers that throughout the course of
the evening he managed to insult the majority of the EU membership through some
imaginary slur or another. His non-PC
statements addressed the Frogs, the Bosch, the Wops, the Dagos and a great deal
more beside, most of which were within earshot. As a member of one of the
convict classes, I too took a good-natured hammering. It is wonderful to know
that the British Empire is alive and well in at least one far-flung corner of
Teddington.
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