Given the previous day’s disruption in the form
of a family friendly avalanche, and with the impending hostile weather, we found
ourselves with the luxury of choice with respect to the route that we could
cycle today. On the basis that the
Pipster, Rob and I had demonstrated an inability to navigate the nearest
roundabout, our opinion on route selection was not solicited and the decision-making
fell to Lord T, in consultation with Sarah and Caroline.
The weather radar was once more suggesting heavy showers from midday, so a plan was devised that would see us heading up the Furka Pass from the Andermatt side (or right at the roundabout as I’d suggested yesterday). If actual weather conditions were to prove contrary to the forecast, an extension to the day’s riding would see us cycle up the Grimsel Pass from Gletsche, where the road laces up the side of the mountain with long sweeping switchbacks, before retracing our steps. The weather conspired against us; it was a Furka of a day.
The weather radar was once more suggesting heavy showers from midday, so a plan was devised that would see us heading up the Furka Pass from the Andermatt side (or right at the roundabout as I’d suggested yesterday). If actual weather conditions were to prove contrary to the forecast, an extension to the day’s riding would see us cycle up the Grimsel Pass from Gletsche, where the road laces up the side of the mountain with long sweeping switchbacks, before retracing our steps. The weather conspired against us; it was a Furka of a day.
We set off in the ‘dry’ window. Our wet weather jackets went on early and
proved to be useful during the spots of rain we faced on the way up. At a roundabout, sign posted to Gottard Pass
in one direction and the Furka Pass in the other, a marshal, bright in
fluorescent yellow, stood at the base controlling the traffic. A line of cars formed before us that we slid
alongside to the front. As we
approached, it became clear what he was doing – allowing the occasional cyclist
descending from the Gottard Pass to have the right of way as they turned
towards Furka.
It transpired that we had stumbled upon the SWISSMAN (www.suixtri.com) point-to-point race, an
ultra-triathlon that begins with a 3.8 km swim in the Isle of Brissago at
Ascona. It’s an alpine lake, fed by
snowmelt, which suggests to me that it’d be a tad chilly. If I were fit enough to be competing, I
suspect that after 3.8 kms I’d be looking for a silver foil blanket, a cup of
cocoa and a blazing fire to curl in front of once I was done. The last thing I’d have contemplated after
such a feat would be a 180 km cycle ride through the Swiss Alps that included
3,399 metres of climbing as the event passes through the Gotthard, Furka and
Grimsell passes.
As we joined the Furkapassstrasse, the road that leads to
the top, we inadvertently joined the event.
The foothills are moderately flat, and we formed an echelon at a
reasonably brisk pace, though not quick enough, it would seem, for Kristián,
who breezed past us. Each rider in the
event wears an event number on their back which usefully included their
name. I was able to wish each competitor
well by name as they passed me in their pursuit of triathlon glory. Rob, however, was not so collegiate. Rather than wish Kristián well, he decided to
beat him to the top. It signalled the
end of our echelon at the start of the mountain proper – away he went.
My cheery ‘Keep going’s’ were delivered to Matthias, Martin,
Sergey, Tobias, Renato, Chantal, Christian and a host of others, all quicker
than me and all disappearing up the hill into the distance. At one point, Chantal passed me again. It provided me with a little fillip to think
that at some point she had stopped for a break on the mountain and I had passed
her, leading me to believe that I wasn’t being completely bested by everyone on
the ascent. It wasn’t until I reviewed
the results later that I discovered there were two Chantals competing, one that
finished 40 minutes in front of the other.
My perspective is restored.
After the monumental effort of the cycle, the SWISSMAN
competitors are then faced with a full marathon. Forty-two kilometres over flat terrain is
more than enough for most runners, but the mighty athletes in the Swiss Alps
that day had to complete their run over a course that included a rise of 1,594
metres to Kleine Scheidegg with a precipitous final 1,000 metres over eight
kilometres. In a quirk of the event,
their support person (each competitor must have one, and only one) must
accompany them on foot for this final section to cross the finish line
together. If you want to have a decent
time scuppered, I’m your man. I
calculated that if I was competing, I could complete the event in about 26
hours. The men’s event winner, Mathias
Nüesch, finished the event in 11 hours and 15 minutes, with Flora Colledge
clocking 12 hours and 34 minutes to take the women’s title. I later read that because of the poor weather
conditions on the day, they shortened the swimming leg from 3.8 kms to just 1
kilometre. On reflection, I might have
been a contender.
Idle speculation aside, when we reached the top of the pass
at 2,436 metres, the rain poured and we determined that would be the turning
point for our day. At some point in the
preceding three days I had managed to pick up a mild chest infection, so
allowing prudence to get the better of me, I climbed, along with the Pipster,
into the van. Lord T and Rob, being
hardier souls, descended in what had now become heavy rain and failed to
appreciate the sign on the Furka Pass that marked James Bond Strasse, the
segment of the road that the eponymous chap drove during the 1964 film,
Goldfinger, shredding the tyres of Tilly Masterson as he went. Happily, the boys’ tyres remained intact and
they returned safely to the hotel having negotiated a mountain pass that more
closely resembled Oxford Street during the week before Christmas. Shortly after getting back, the weather
cleared, though we were disinclined to resume our pedalling. The only thing I had in mind was a nap, which
I took as the others ventured out for an afternoon stroll to Hospental.
By the early evening, despite the foreshortened day, our
appetites were up, and we retired to the town where we settled on the Hotel
Restaurant 3 Könige & Post. When we arrived,
we decided it was just a little too cool for al fresco dining, so asked
for a table inside, whereupon Lord T immediately started complaining of the
heat. Windows were opened, which
necessitated the rearranging of the pot plants that adorned the sills. The gentle breeze of a slightly ajar window
was deemed insufficient to cool his furrowed brow, the Ground Force team
was called upon for a re-landscaping of the interior so the windows could be
flung wide. For the moment, Lord T was
happy.
We all chose the house speciality for
supper; lightly seared steaks served on stones that had been heated to 300˚. When the food arrived, prime beef cuts
sizzling away on the heated slabs, the temperature rose. It felt as though they used the stones to
heat the restaurant; Lord T began complaining of hot flushes once more.
The premise behind the stones is that one immediately removes the steak to a side plate to carve slivers for cooking to preference on the hotplate. Fortunately for Lord T, his preference was for ‘rare’, as the heat from the slab before him was more than he could bear, and he had it returned to Hades.
The premise behind the stones is that one immediately removes the steak to a side plate to carve slivers for cooking to preference on the hotplate. Fortunately for Lord T, his preference was for ‘rare’, as the heat from the slab before him was more than he could bear, and he had it returned to Hades.
At the conclusion of the meal, Lord T decided to exercise
his linguistic abilities and call for the bill; the translation for which is ‘die
Rechnung’. The inadequacy of our German
was once more demonstrated as Lord T summoned our waitress, resplendent in her
Dirndl, and said ‘Darf ich haben die Rektum?’ whereupon the temperature in the
room cooled dramatically and the waitress blanched – there are some words in
both languages that share the same Latin root.
By reverting to universal sign language, Lord T was able to avoid a
diplomatic incident and we quickly evacuated the building before he could do
further damage. At our lodgings we had
more drinks and spent the rest of a very fine evening finding inappropriate phrases
to fire at Google Translate such as ‘Möchtest du meinen Hintern verprügeln?’
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